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Jokes to tell at
Christmas time

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Send us your Christmas joke and if it makes us laugh we will add it to our page.

What kind of candle burns longer?

Sent in by
Mandy B

How can a snowman lose weight?

Sent in by
Brenda Dickinson

What do you say to Santa Claus when he is taking the register at school?

Sent in by
Alex Bratton

Why is it always cold at Christmas?

Sent in by
Frances Cragg

Where does Santa go to learn how to slide down chimneys?

Sent in by
C Waine

What happens when you drop a snowball in water?

Sent in by
Molly and Isaac

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

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How does a cow say Merry Christmas?

Sent in by
Georgia Miller

What does scooby-doo sing at christmas ?

Sent in by
Amy Pascal and
Georgia Miller

Where does Santa's little helpers go to relax?

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What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

Sent in by
Abigail Cresswell

Who's impossible to overtake at Christmas?

Sent in by
Gabriel Davies, Berkhamsted, Herts

What does Rudolph want for Christmas?

Sent in by
Shane McCourt

What carol is heard in the desert?

Sent in by
Richard and Fleur

What do u get if u cross santa and a detective?

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What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

 Sent in by
Adam Courtley
Tudhoe Colliery,
Co. Durham

What do you call Santa Claus's dog?

 Sent in by
Daniel Teggert
Tudhoe Colliery,
Co. Durham

Where do snow men go to dance?

 Sent in by
Marc Watson

There were 2 snowmen in a garden and
 Can you smell carrot?!

 Sent in by
Charlie Down

What do you give a railway station master for Christmas?

 Sent in by
William Hodgson
West Hanning field

What is the best xmas present in the world?

 Sent in by
Matthew Smith
Northern Ireland

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

 Sent in by
Harry G

How do Sheep greet each other at Christmas time?

 Sent in by
Harry G

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

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What do elves learn at elf school?

 Sent in by
Richard B

What is Rudolph favourite day of the year?

 Sent in by
From Co Armagh

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

 Sent in by
Jessica Harvey
From London

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

 Sent in by
from Sevenoaks

How do you make opening your christmas presents last longer?

Sent in by
from Ludlow

A little boy asked Santa what he did in the off-season. Santa replied,"Well, I do have three gardens." The little boy asked Santa why he had three, and Santa chuckled and said," So I can ho,ho,ho!"

 Sent in by
from Texas

Why was the turkey the drummer in the pop group?

 Sent in by
James Edwards

Who says oh oh oh ?


Sent in by
Blaine Woodman

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hosanna who?
How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?
We have central heating and no chimney!!!!!!


Sent in by
Isaac and Jordan Ambrose

 If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

What did Mrs. Christmas say to her husband during the storm?

  All the young turkeys went to a Christmas dance
... they danced chick to chick!

How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?


Why are turkeys wiser than chickens?

   What do sheep write on their Christmas cards?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve?


 What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

What is a crocodile's favourite Christmas party game?

What game do cows like to play at Christmas parties?


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offence", said the judge.
" It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.

Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?


Why does Santa have a garden?


 Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

What did Cinderella sing when her photographs weren't ready?


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